Happy National Pumpkin Day! With a little help from a handful of friendly sites (BuzzFeed, parenting.com, delish), we’ve put together some entertaining ideas to help you create your best Halloween pumpkin decor yet! From Simple to Explicit, take a look and enjoy!

  1. The Spider Pumpkin, legs and all

MATERIALS1 large pumpkin1 medium pumpkin1 small pumpkin2 toothpicks9 pipe cleaners2 googly eyesStaplerGlueINSTRUCTIONS1. Bend pipe cleaners into the shape of a spider’s leg.2. Staple four "legs" to the bottom of the large pumpkin. 3. Stick a toothpick into the large pumpkin and put a ring of glue around it. Push the medium pumpkin onto the toothpick. 4. Repeat steps two and three with a smaller pumpkin.5. Stick googly eyes above the stem.6. Cut a pipe cleaner into a smile with fangs and glue.

  1. Combine two Halloween favorites to create a truly scary scarecrow….

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  1. The Leg Eater

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  1. If you really want to scare any squash-relative…

  1. Potter Fans – grab your black and red sharpie for this magically simple carving

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  1. Grab some leather and strap in this crazy pumpkin!

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  1. The Just Born pumpkin…. Time to cut the cord.

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  1. Get one of those lopsided pumpkins? Try knocking out the competition!


  1. The Overserved pumpkin…


  1. Lastly (and definitely not least), the scariest of them all, the Murderous Pumpkin Rampage

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